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I live in Kentucky. I'm a firefighter at a small department in eastern Kentucky and a little bigger department back in Indiana where I'm originally from. Nationally certified EMT and an EMT in the Commonwealth of Kentucky. Secular Humanist Democrat. Ask me anything, I'm always around.

Which sounds like more fun to do as a career: FBI post blast investigator, ATF agent, State Police Bomb Squad, CIA Counterintelligence, Nuclear safety engineer, Electrical Safety Engineer, Insurance Arson Investigator, Fire Marshall, Firefighter/Paramedic,or  Arson Investigator for the State?

You know it’s a good day in class when your professor says “I was in an undeclosed location overseas investigating a bombing and we had a special forces unit guarding us. We were all armed and when we got in the car we decided to die in the street rather than let those mother fuckers torture us.”

Good god I love sitting through building construction at 9:30 am.

How did I gain like 80 followers without posting a damn thing for months?

Thank you all for your lovely advice. I needed it.

So here’s the deal. My girlfriend’s great grandmother is in the process of dying. She was given morphine and taken off medication earlier today. Living in the bible belt as I do, and my girlfriend being catholic, everyone is saying “we’ll pray for you” and all that usual stuff. Me being atheist, I have no idea what to say. And I can’t just say what everyone else does because A) she would laugh at me B) she would be insulted C) she would know I was lying to her and D) that is 10000000% not me. I could say something awesomely nerdy like the fact she will always be around and that the molecules and particles and energy her great grandmother has put into this world will never disappear so it’s not like she’s actually gone, she’s just been transformed into the very earth that we live upon. But I don’t know how to put that into words that sound like they’re coming from a normal person. Help?

or don’t. 

Ask me things.

See what your followers thinks of you.


BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.

(Source: cucumber-sorbet, via oceanicxfaith)

sometimes I randomly get on here.